"life is a bitch. be its pimp"

chetris:

littlemiss:

1. A friend who takes your side and has the guts to tell you when you’re wrong.
2. One item of clothing that instantly makes you feel twice as beautiful and half as nervous.
3. The occasional good cry, for no particular reason.
4. A man who just cannot get enough of your body.
5. At least as much pay as the guy at the next desk who does the same job.
6. A same-size friend with an incredible closet.
7. A really hot, really fast red car. Failing that, really hot red shoes you can run in.
8. The expensive toilet paper.
9. To sometimes lie back and take, take, take in bed.
10. A grandparent equivalent: wise, huggable, all ears.
11. A life in which you play the starring role.

jerilene:

5. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

4. “This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”

3. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time.”

2. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk…

1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”

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…. anyone have any tips? (lol) its taking over the best of me. i always thought that i was one who was able to handle stress quite well …. ‘handle’ .. more like compressing and hiding it. lately …. it has completely taken over me which i’ve always refused to fall into. don’t get me wrong … i love my life and believe i am completely blessed. i have my health, i have my job, but most importantly the people in it make it worth living. but i’ve recently learned, just bottling it all up and pretending that EVERYTHING is completely fine is the wrong path. i strive to make people around me happy. to make sure theyre ok. letting my issues out contradicts that. but keeping my issues in has knocked me the eff out. i’ve gone through this before… but on a level 3 …. we are now at 10. my mental state is shot, my appetite has changed, and when i do eat … up it wants to come sometimes, im already a late sleeper due to all the homework that i have to do after work (i NEVER get to bed before 1:30) but even then i wake up frequently in the middle of the night emotionally feeling like SHIT .. worried .. about who knows what.. praying that i can fall back asleep ‘cuz i don’t need that feeling, when i have to wake up in a few hours and go to work. i get to work sometimes DREADING to open my email. 10 hours later …. i’ll go home … and cry in my bathroom. i can’t explain it all. my mind goes 1000 mph, and only slows down between the hours of 2 am - 630 am. *deep breath* “its a crazy life, but its my life.”

My cousin/godsister/sister i never had, turns 30 today. (however, she doesn’t look a day over 21. lol) Happy birthday, cousin! i hope mark spoils you today. <3